Well.

Kinja'd!!! "E30Joe drives a Subaru" (325joe)
06/25/2014 at 02:47 • Filed to: None

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My friend just tried to sell MY car as a joke.

Used all my real contact info, set a suspiciously low price, and said it was a built EJ257 swap with a STI 6 speed and 460AWHP on a mild tune.

You could say I got a few confusing phone calls.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > E30Joe drives a Subaru
06/25/2014 at 02:49

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So when is your friend's funeral?


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > E30Joe drives a Subaru
06/25/2014 at 02:51

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I once used someone's phone number to "give away" a car at 4:00 AM. I won't say what this person did to deserve it, but I will say that it was unbelievably satisfying.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > E30Joe drives a Subaru
06/25/2014 at 02:53

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Haha that's great, even though I'm sure it annoyed the crap out of you.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > YSI-what can brown do for you
06/25/2014 at 02:56

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He's lucky he lives in Utah.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
06/25/2014 at 02:57

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"Hey is this Joe, calling about your Forester"

"Yeah...? What about it?"

"I want to buy it"

"Not for sale, where did you see this?"

"Internet"

*click*


Kinja'd!!! The man in the iron mask > Rainbow
06/25/2014 at 02:57

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But, who's car and who's phone number i didn't get it.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Rainbow
06/25/2014 at 03:53

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This is giving me terribly great ideas, although I think my friend would be more interested in a little casual encounter than giving away his car....


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > E30Joe drives a Subaru
06/25/2014 at 07:03

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Please do that swap now.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > Brian Silvestro
06/25/2014 at 09:48

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I'm poor


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > E30Joe drives a Subaru
06/25/2014 at 09:51

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Me too :(


Kinja'd!!! bkempert > E30Joe drives a Subaru
06/25/2014 at 10:00

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It's so you can buy another E30.

Your friend knows your longing to return.

*creepy chanting*always one of us... one of us... one of us...